Stewart and Me

Stewart Pittman, one of the most literate and articulate lensmen in the business has a daily blog that I like a lot.  You can link it on the right.

Today, he posts on his visit to the News Museum, and I must respond.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

FutureSchlock

I like this old photo of Charles Ewing and me, if only because we look like museum pieces. I can just hear the tour guide now…

Kids and camera
“Now kids. next up is a life-size replica of a once common sight: the video news crew. Believe it or not, simple news footage used to be acquired by more than one person! Teams of two would use bulky recording equipment to pursue all sorts of minutia for their evening newscasts. Can you say ‘evening newscast’? Good… Usually clad in colorful logos, these early interlopers would produce feverish dispatches that often featured extended on-camera appearances by the prettier of the pair. It seems strange now, but this form of reportage flourished in the last half of the Twentieth Century, when average citizens only had 500 or so ‘Tee-Vee’ channels to choose from. Of course everything changed when Saint Albert Gore invented the internet and revolutionized telecommunications. Despite the explosion of electrnic outlets, the tenacious news crew held on for quite some time, far surpassing the decline of American newspapers. Does anyone know what killed the video star? Hmmm? That’s right – the live decapitation of Geraldo Rivera by a flying piece of weed-eater string during Hurricane Virgil in 2017. That event went on to become YouTube’s most watched video of all time, but eventually soured the viewing public on the idea of narrated news altogether. Which brings me to our next exhibit, the Rosenblum Institute of Fuzzy Coverage. Follow me class – but be careful! The ceilings – and standards – are very low in there…”

1 Comments:

Blogger Rosenblum said…
Right this way folks, into the Rosenblum Institute.

It’s hard for us to believe, but it’s true, that once there were only a few news sources. That the whole nation depended on a few self-selected people who controlled all the video we saw. Yes, I know. That’s why we call it The Dark Ages.

After the Great Democratization of Video (which the Rosenblum Wing here celebrates) everyone got video cameras and edits and the world as we know it today, where everyone has a voice began.

And not a moment too soon! Why, we nearly had President Palin…yes, that would have been bad.

What’s that Tommy? Why is that man in the exhibition carrying a V-8 engine block on his shoulder. That’s not an engine block Tommy…that’s what was once a video camera. no…really. I swear it was.

5 responses to “Stewart and Me

  1. children, children

  2. Paul – ???

    Michael and Stewart are two very entertaining bloggers

    Maybe go watch a couple of Woody Allen movies and then come back

  3. I’ll consider myself chastised.

  4. Michael and Stewart are two very entertaining bloggers

    Entertainment is in the eye of the beholder – the former provides information that is forward thinking – the latter does what?

  5. The latter makes a fine living doing what you only dream about, Cliff. Thanks for playing.

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